- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What do you call a blue chair A black person

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

No thank you, I don't like violence

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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