- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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