What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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