- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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