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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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