- Anti Joke

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.