What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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did you stub your toe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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