- Anti Joke

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.