- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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