- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Your mom is so old she died

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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