What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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my egg roll

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Vagina.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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