Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Samraj.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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