why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Guess what What

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Latvia isn't a joke

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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