- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

John Cena

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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