What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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