- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Where's my baby??

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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