- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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