- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

penus

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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