- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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