Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Justin Bieber

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Anti Joke

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