- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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