- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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