- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

dat shoe shine tho

What do I hate? people

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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