Your mom.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Tucker Rivera

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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your no better than a cockroach

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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RUN

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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