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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Sex vagina. lol.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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