whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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