what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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