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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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