- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Black people.

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