why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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