- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Womens basketball

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

My penis is big... not.

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