- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

cats are pussies

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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