how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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