I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

the midget went to the midget store

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

whos district champs not JM

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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