A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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whats 2+2? 4

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Anti Joke

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