What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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