- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Women's rights.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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