- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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