- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

rocky is here again.......................

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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