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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Why was the man sad His got raped

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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