- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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