A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Cleveland winning something

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Once upon a time, The end.

Me Neither.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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