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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Morning wood.

eden stop

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

whats black and strange a paki

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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