Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Dakota Fanning

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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This isn't funny.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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