what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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