- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

men, men like men= men+bed

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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