- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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