What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Your face is hilarious.

Knock knock come in.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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