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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How old are you? 7

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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