Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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