How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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boys

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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