How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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