- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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