- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Albert your flies undone.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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