- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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