- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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