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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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your life

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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